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29 December 2014

A Turkey Of A Tale

New Year's and April Fool's Day are my day's to pull a prank on someone.  With that, I thought I'd share with you a little story of a prank that was shared with me recently.

"A Turkey Of A Tale"

A father and son were honored with the duty of cooking the Thanksgiving turkey.  Upon commencing with the preparation of the turkey, the son had a great idea.  "Dad, let's take that Cornish game hen from the fridge and stuff it in the turkey like a Turderkin!" exclaimed the son.  The father thought it was a great idea and proceeded with the preparation.

Time came to gather everyone at the table and upon completion of the giving of thanks and grace, Dad proceeded to carve the turkey.  Having sliced one side of the breasts and plating the meat, the Dad thought it would be good to start scooping the stuffing from the turkey.

Two or three scoops in, Dad realized he needed to pull the game hen from the cavity of stuffing to afford him more access.  It was at that point that Grandma sitting in anticipation of the grand feast noticed that Dad was pulling something foreign from the turkey's cavity and in one swift motion, stood and shouted... It's pregnant!! You killed the BABY!!!!  Then fainted to the floor. 

Momma's don't let your babies grow up to be pranksters!

15 December 2014

Here Comes Santa Claus...

With Christmas less than 2 weeks away and with the hustle and bustle of the coming days, We'd like to share with you one last post from a Christmas past for the year 2014.   Also, many thanks to all of you who've help contribute to our team's blog this past year and to those of you who've stopped by to lend a comment or two. 

Wishing you all A Very Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year in 

07 December 2014

'Tis The Season...

for vintage goods and vintage tunes to help set the mood for some good Vintage Vertigo cheer!

"Santa Claus is Comin' To Town"

"Let it Snow, Let it Snow"

"Sleigh Ride"


 And ....


Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas!