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The Vintage Vertigo Team ~ An Etsy Team Spirit Finalist

23 February 2014

Call on Cynthia - Week 2

Hello Cynthia,

Lately my husband comes home from work, and flops himself in front of the black and white television set. While I am cooking dinner, he yells at me to come and adjust the rabbit ears.
I am feeling a little disrespected. What can I do to interest him in me again?
Neglected in Colorado

Dear Neglected,

Oh, you poor darling! Turn that cad into a Casanova with a few simple steps from Cynthia!

Always make sure your lipstick is picture perfect when your husband arrives with this mirror from TheSweetBasil:

Create a relaxing ambiance with candlelight using these beautiful candlesticks from FreeLiving:

Soothe his jangled nerves with a fabulous cocktail poured into these terrific glasses from  WeeLambieVintage:


Dazzle him with the knowledge of gridiron greats you've gleaned from this handy guide of NFL Players  from VintageCarolina,  

And about you cooking dinner, Dear? Pish-posh! After implementing the tips above, you'll be far too busy for such mundane domestic tasks. Plan ahead and schedule a delivery from your favorite Italian restaurant. Buon appetito!

Remember: when faced with a vintage dilemma, don't fret! Simply chill the champagne and CALL ON CYNTHIA!

Cynthia is a pseudonym for Angela of  the Etsy shop SunshineSurprises


Tanjla said...

Thank you Cynthia, you saved my marriage.

Angela Spiess said...

Delightful news! Cynthia remains always at your service!

Anne Arnold Pierce said...

Cynthia, My husband is now in my clutches. Thanks for the great advise.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful ideas!

Thanks freeliving!

Sarah Bennett said...

Awesome advice… such great ideas and wonderful tips! LOVE the items suggested!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, I can comment now! You're great, Cynthia! Italian take out tonite!

Blue Moon Attic said...

Wonderful advise! Keep up the good work. From a big fan! ♥